I had a dream where I was Kaiji, and I had set up a wager with Hyoudo in like his country estate mansion. We had five cups of Hawaiian Punch and one of them was poisoned. We were both supposed to take turns drinking a cup until one of us keeled over. But I poisoned ALL of the cups. I intended for us both to die simultaneously.

Hyoudo contemplated the cups for a while before sitting up abruptly and then deciding that he REALLY wanted to go hunting. So he and all his suit thugs ran out of the mansion with hunting hounds to go do that.

I wandered around the mansion awkwardly, wondering if they’d come back, until I woke up.

The more you know.

So, at work. This big frat-jock type dude comes up to the row of video game demos on the back wall. He picks up the Wii controller and plays for about two minutes of Mario Party 9 before loudly, unironically announcing that “THIS IS FUCKING GAY.”

He then went over to the 360 demo and played Happy feet 2.

If this gets ported to the US, it would be a very strong motivator to pick up a 3DS.

There is SO MUCH nostalgia here.

prozd:

arinekochan:

bench-search-in-canada:

flippingtables:

double-0-aero:

heroburger:

mariabloodwell:

sleepfighter:

thatrandomstrangeroverthere:

skrilladex:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

package-to-here:

snipa:

lolitamo64:

My moirail/Steve, twin blades that also happen to inflict lightening/electricity damage, and Tuna Sandwiches.

I ENJOY THIS.

I’ll be with dylan, my weapon will be my overpowered fists (I’m playing skyrim the badass way) and we have a lifetime supply of potato chips

awrite

Manvi (FUCK MY LIFE)

Football (no questions asked)

CHEESE (I COULD’VE BEEN COOKIE DOUGH BITES BUT I WAS STILL HUNGRYYY)

fkgnl

AJJ

Pokemon (if that counts?)

Cake.

LET’S DO THIS

Aubree
The Celestial Brush
McDonalds

OH BOY

Marina

A bunch of guns from COD:Black Ops

Salmon, Campbell’s Soup and Rice

…..I may or may not survive.

My spain……with a sword, knife, and hidden blade from Assassin’s Creed….with a lifetime supply of sunflowerseeds……..I’m not quiet sure…………..oh well I can spit shells in their eyes……

A random friend who probably wouldn’t last 10 seconds, A crowbar, and a lifetime supply of Ramen….

I’ll be fine….

YAY MY BOYFRIEND
YAY MY NEW FIRE-ENCHANTED AXE IN SKYRIM
YAY MICROWAVABLE CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP

SETSUNA. SETSUNA ARE YOU ON RIGHT NOW ‘CAUSE THE LAST PERSON I TALKED TO WAS YOU TECHNICALLY.

The last game I played was DW:G3 and I used the 00 Raiser… THE 00 RAISER YES TRANS-AM BURST. *shot*

… and we have a lifetime supply of… vanilla cupcakes…

/DOES NOT CARE JUST TRANS-AM ON ZOMBIES ALL THE WAY

/SHOT

Den
iron sword (sweet)
corn pops

…fuck I don’t even LIKE corn pops that much!!

Danann

The Goddess sword from Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword

BBQ Ribs from Outback

My boyfriend

Persona (fuck yeah!)

Chips and Salsa

So I’m stuck with WILCO, I have a lifetime supply of EGGOS, and my weapon is….a good sense of rhythm.

Thanks, Rhythm Heaven Fever.

I’m teamed with my girlfriend Sarah Marie Fischer, my weapon is WALUIGI’S PSYCHIC POWERS, and I have a lifetime supply of egg sandwiches.

Not too shabby.

Tim Schafer and Ron Gilbert, two video game designers responsible for some of the finest adventure games in existence, are attempting to return to the genre through community support. That powerful, looming part of my childhood that grew up on these games compelled me to pledge some cash. Contributors get a copy of the resulting game on steam along with other special bonuses.

My sense of humor is significantly defined by the work of these guys. This was the game genre I was the most dogmatic about and devoted to. I look forward to seeing what they dream up.

Osamu Tezuka’s depiction of Satan.

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sexsocialismandscifi:

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kanayarivera:

cheshyre:

Darkness Healer Kat

oh

Infinite Princess Cathryn

lmao yay

Space Goddess Lexi

:3c

Night Slayer Goddess Kayla

WILD SAILOR ALESIA

How does that even?! I approve so hard.

Heroic Goddess Princess
what

Space Blaster Witch Ashley

YES OMG

Hyper Flame Smasher Kevin

rofl yes

Primal Love Lady Rachel

Wow. HAHA. I gotta make a design for this

Magic Thief Casey hahaha

Ghostly Policewoman Jordan

justice was undone

Morning Angel Samantha

Screaming Lady Marquessa SungWon

Oddly fitting

Ebony Devil Mewd??

I had a dream that Sarah and I were staying over at Pimmy and Momo’s (they lived right down the street from me in this dream.) Pimmy was wearing this dress that used black dye that she was severely allergic to, and she spent most of the dream articulating how the allergy was driving her insane and causing her to commit terrible atrocities, and that when they washed the dress it caused the dye to get into the water supply. She was barely hanging on to the last, tattered remains of her sanity.

Momo didn’t have this problem because her dress was white.

I argued with the two of them into letting me do the dishes for them.

Mean while, Steve Jon Fischer posted on Sarah’s facebook wall stating that he was ‘Smoking in the Bitch’s room.’ Which was incredibly irritating because it’s something HE WOULD ACTUALLY SAY to get under Sarah’s skin.